ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ONE.
MODERATOR’S CHANT BEGAN.
R / LOGIN : ADMIN CONTROL :
EXECUTE ONE-ONE-TREE PROTOCOL!
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In the world of wonderful tomorrow
Lady Amber lived without a sorrow.
Watching life of Charles Snippy in her dreams.
But all fairy tales end it seems.
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Warned by Chalice knight of mod’s arrival,
She did not abscond her title/land.
Lowering her chances of survival.
She assumed the moderator powers’ bland.
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Light ignited in the heaven.
Fire pouring from the sky
And to fallen lady Amber,
Moderator waved goodbye.
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Let your body soar,
What are you fighting for?
Stop this pointless resistance.
Let us integrate your soul.
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Welcome to death.
This experience is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.
We appreciate your sudden termination caused by ionic explosive decompression.
We are delighted to accept you into the Biomatrix collective.
Do not panic. We are here for you.
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The “word” of of Mod struck down my home, burning my past to a crisp.
The tower which housed my burning body collapsed, falling, crumbling apart as the hellish fire devoured the lower levels of the castle.
The tumbling waters of the river accepted my shattered body.
I knew that I was long gone, because I could hear them.
I was already changing, becoming one of them.
The voices of the dead ones whispered to me in unison, across my body, inside my mind, everywhere and nowhere.
“Welcome To Death.
This experience is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.
We appreciate your sudden termination caused by ionic explosive decompression.
We are delighted to accept you into to the Biomatrix collective.
You may be highly confused and alarmed.
Do not panic. We are here for you.
A smooth departure from mortality into the Universal Afterlife is our guarantee.
Long before your ancestors were born we have copyrighted your cells, thus when all sentient beings of this world die, they join the Biomatrix as avatars as per binding “symbiosis” agreement made with multicellular Charles Snippy on cycle dated: 57/039/483/4948. Depending on the damage levels of your neurons and your usefulness to the Biomass community, you may have limited or none of self-awareness. If you lack mobility due to external damage, your body will be adjusted and re-shaped. Your mind contains 194848743969458443485874 memory synapses and links. They will be integrated into our knowledge database and scanned for error/inconsistencies. Your entire consciousness and intelligence will likely be reformatted into something beyond your capacity at this time to even comprehend. Your subconscious self will be perpetually preserved on our living network of interconnected worldwide avatars. Please Remain Calm, we are beginning the reformatting process.”—
Ze Bard wanted to show you that there’s actually three sizes of Mr.Kittyhawk. Regular, Baby and Itty-Bitty keychain sized.
And there will be Kittyhawks for sale at LONDON MAY MCM 2013!
COME AND PURCHASE SMALL NON-ORGANIC PUFFIN FRIENDS, MY LARGE ORGANIC FRIENDS!
Awesome-mc-coolname: Sorry Jiggly Minion, although I’m sure we’ll have Mr.Kittyhawks at LONDON FILM AND COMICON or MCM LONDON OCTOBER
northern-echo: Ze Intern hasn’t been notified if there will be online sales of Mr.Kittyhawks yet, please stay tuned!
rxk-treece: YAYYYYY! Except… Ze Intern is unable to travel with Ze Crew and remains in Toronto, Canada. But you can meet Ze British Intern, Clara (who also RPs Annet)
((ooc: Indeed. :D Come and meet me at MCM this May and we will have giggles! This year I shall be dressed as Zee Mug!))
…WHAT, REALLY? YOU REALLY WANT A HUG? WELL…THE THING IS, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HUG ORGANICS UNLESS THEY’RE RUNNING AWAY, IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I HAVE YET TO LEARN OF.
AS YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO ASK ME QUESTIONS, I CONCLUDE THAT THESE HUGS WHERE INEFFECTIVE.
AnonymousDO NOT WORRY MY DEAR, REMAIN CALM. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE SHARDS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN AT THIS TIME. A GOOD DIRECTORATE REPAIRMAN HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION AND WILL BE THERE WITHIN [12 HOURS]. IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING BLEEDING AROUND THE EYES OR EARS THEN SIMPLY USE YOUR ORGANIC FINGERS TO STEM THE FLOW AND REMEMBER THAT I STILL LOVE YOU.
