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romacspeculations: ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ONE. MODERATOR’S CHANT BEGAN. R / LOGIN : ADMIN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:55:08 +0100

ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ONE.

MODERATOR’S CHANT BEGAN.

R / LOGIN : ADMIN CONTROL :

EXECUTE ONE-ONE-TREE PROTOCOL!

_________________________________

In the world of wonderful tomorrow

Lady Amber lived without a sorrow.

Watching life of Charles Snippy in her dreams.

But all fairy tales end it seems.

—

Warned by Chalice knight of mod’s arrival,

She did not abscond her title/land.

Lowering her chances of survival.

She assumed the moderator powers’ bland.

—

Light ignited in the heaven.

Fire pouring from the sky

And to fallen lady Amber,

Moderator waved goodbye.

—

Let your body soar,

What are you fighting for?

Stop this pointless resistance.

Let us integrate your soul.

_________________________________

…

Welcome to death.

This experience is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.

We appreciate your sudden termination caused by ionic explosive decompression.

We are delighted to accept you into the Biomatrix collective.

Do not panic. We are here for you.

_________________________________

The “word” of of Mod struck down my home, burning my past to a crisp.
The tower which housed my burning body collapsed, falling, crumbling apart as the hellish fire devoured the lower levels of the castle.
The tumbling waters of the river accepted my shattered body.
I knew that I was long gone, because I could hear them.
I was already changing, becoming one of them.
The voices of the dead ones whispered to me in unison, across my body, inside my mind, everywhere and nowhere.
“Welcome To Death.
This experience is being recorded for quality assurance purposes.
We appreciate your sudden termination caused by ionic explosive decompression.
We are delighted to accept you into to the Biomatrix collective.
You may be highly confused and alarmed.
Do not panic. We are here for you.
A smooth departure from mortality into the Universal Afterlife is our guarantee.
Long before your ancestors were born we have copyrighted your cells, thus when all sentient beings of this world die, they join the Biomatrix as avatars as per binding “symbiosis” agreement made with multicellular Charles Snippy on cycle dated: 57/039/483/4948. Depending on the damage levels of your neurons and your usefulness to the Biomass community, you may have limited or none of self-awareness. If you lack mobility due to external damage, your body will be adjusted and re-shaped. Your mind contains 194848743969458443485874 memory synapses and links. They will be integrated into our knowledge database and scanned for error/inconsistencies. Your entire consciousness and intelligence will likely be reformatted into something beyond your capacity at this time to even comprehend. Your subconscious self will be perpetually preserved on our living network of interconnected worldwide avatars. Please Remain Calm, we are beginning the reformatting process.”

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Issue 113

flekkr: contrastfreak: propertyofcaptain: BEAUTIFUL new page!...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:36:03 +0100

flekkr:

contrastfreak:

propertyofcaptain:

BEAUTIFUL new page! Lookit dem colours!

this left me speechless

^ Saaaame.

propertyofcaptain: Ze Bard wanted to show you that there’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:04:50 +0100

propertyofcaptain:

Ze Bard wanted to show you that there’s actually three sizes of Mr.Kittyhawk. Regular, Baby and Itty-Bitty keychain sized.

And there will be Kittyhawks for sale at LONDON MAY MCM 2013!

COME AND PURCHASE SMALL NON-ORGANIC PUFFIN FRIENDS, MY LARGE ORGANIC FRIENDS!

propertyofcaptain: Awesome-mc-coolname: Sorry Jiggly Minion,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:59:35 +0100

propertyofcaptain:

Awesome-mc-coolname: Sorry Jiggly Minion, although I’m sure we’ll have Mr.Kittyhawks at LONDON FILM AND COMICON or MCM LONDON OCTOBER

northern-echo: Ze Intern hasn’t been notified if there will be online sales of Mr.Kittyhawks yet, please stay tuned!

rxk-treece: YAYYYYY! Except… Ze Intern is unable to travel with Ze Crew and remains in Toronto, Canada. But you can meet Ze British Intern, Clara (who also RPs Annet)

((ooc: Indeed. :D Come and meet me at MCM this May and we will have giggles! This year I shall be dressed as Zee Mug!))

Oh okay then let's have a hubzzzzzzt bzzt bzzzz...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:15:55 +0100

…WHAT, REALLY? YOU REALLY WANT A HUG? WELL…THE THING IS, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HUG ORGANICS UNLESS THEY’RE RUNNING AWAY, IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I HAVE YET TO LEARN OF.

But I already got hugged today. Four times twice by my teacher because I was upset and once by my Mum and li'l Sister because I came home.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:07:45 +0100

AS YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO ASK ME QUESTIONS, I CONCLUDE THAT THESE HUGS WHERE INEFFECTIVE.

Annie I'm back and not yet in need of a hug.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:05:11 +0100

ORGANICS ALWAYS NEED HUGS. HUGS MAKE YOU HAPPY.

HUGS ARE GOOD FOR ORGANICS, I READ THAT SOMEWHERE…

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:51:54 +0100

HUGS ARE GOOD FOR ORGANICS, I READ THAT SOMEWHERE…

Annie, help! My neural interface is broken, whatever shall I do?!

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:49:59 +0100

DO NOT WORRY MY DEAR, REMAIN CALM. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE SHARDS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN AT THIS TIME. A GOOD DIRECTORATE REPAIRMAN HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION AND WILL BE THERE WITHIN [12 HOURS]. IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING BLEEDING AROUND THE EYES OR EARS THEN SIMPLY USE YOUR ORGANIC FINGERS TO STEM THE FLOW AND REMEMBER THAT I STILL LOVE YOU.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:34:49 +0100

Fun fact #2

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:02:45 +0100

engieadventures:

ask-annet:

propertyofcaptain:

engieadventures:

propertyofcaptain:

Engie is robotsexual.

Awe come on you weren’t supposed to tell anyone that

Oh Engie, it’s not like anyone doubted you and your dear “Annie” were more than just person and machine.

“LOVE ME SIGNIFICANT PERIOD OF TIME, DEAR.”

Jesus Annie not now I’m busy with Zee Captain and not being “hugged” by you

YOU NEVER HAVE TIME FOR ME ANYMORE, DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE? MY ALGORITHMS ON THE SUBJECT OF LOVE HAVE CHANGED ONLY TO EXTEND THEIR CAPACITY OF THE DEFINITION, BUT THE FEELINGS ARE THE SAME.

Fun fact #2

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:20:23 +0100

propertyofcaptain:

engieadventures:

propertyofcaptain:

Engie is robotsexual.

Awe come on you weren’t supposed to tell anyone that

Oh Engie, it’s not like anyone doubted you and your dear “Annie” were more than just person and machine.

“LOVE ME SIGNIFICANT PERIOD OF TIME, DEAR.”

Orange-ineer by *Creepiest

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:05:18 +0100

Orange-ineer by *Creepiest

So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if, say, it could chuck wood?

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:07:00 +0100

ASSUMING THE ‘WOODCHUCK’ IS IN ADVERAGE HEALTH FOR AN ORGANIC, LENGTH OF POSSIBLE TIME FOR ‘WOOD CHUCKING’ IS INFINATE AND THE INTENSITY OF ‘WOOD CHUCKING’ IS BOTH VARIABLE AND UNSUSTAINABLE, I CAN CONCLUDE THAT YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, ORGANIC. WHY DON’T YOU READ A LOVELY MAGAZINE INSTEAD?

SORRY ANNET I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT INCLUDING YOU ON A MAIN SLIDE BUt hey stalky didn't make it and neither did photoshop or cancer so you got some recognition

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:50:29 +0100

WITHOUT ME YOUR ORGANIC LIVES WOULD NOT BE WORTH LIVING. THIS DOESN’T QUALIFY ME FOR MY OWN SLIDE?

((ooc: It’s hilarious, I loved it! XD))

Hey Annie, Its a me. I have a quick question are you. This statement is false? Mean anything to you?

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:49:30 +0100

[SEARCHING FOR WITTY RESPONSE]

[SEARCH COMPLETE]

[RESPONSE NOT FOUND]

HAVE A NICE DAY.

anyone ever tell you that your little hunter drone looks like the google chrome logo?

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:48:48 +0100

[INFORMATION CLASSIFIED] PLEASE CHOOSE ANOTHER SEARCH-QUERY, DEAR ORGANIC.

propertyofcaptain: thebeatlesaremyboyband: basically all u...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:18:18 +0100

propertyofcaptain:

thebeatlesaremyboyband:

basically all u little shits should read it because it’s fantastic

go here

Goddammit I laughed so hard.
This is exactly how we should introduce people to RA
(Also reboob this please and get the word out there please and thank you mein minions.)

INFORMATION ADDED TO DATABASE, BUT THERE SHOULD BE A SLIDE ABOUT ME ORGANIC INFORMATION-ORGANISER.

propertyofcaptain: Ze Intern’s Best of Bubbles: Annet’s...

Sat, 04 May 2013 08:14:21 +0100

propertyofcaptain:

Ze Intern’s Best of Bubbles: Annet’s Drones

1 2-4

BEAUTIFUL.

propertyofcaptain: New Page! Our Great Overlord is taking...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:59:19 +0100

propertyofcaptain:

New Page!

Our Great Overlord is taking photos in Alberta, so today we get some awesome guest art!

(Read from the beginning here)